screenshot from “Pokemon Emergency”
what a total douche! who gave this guy a PhD anyway? go eat some disgusting pizza, you old asshole.

screenshot from “Pokemon Emergency”

what a total douche! who gave this guy a PhD anyway? go eat some disgusting pizza, you old asshole.

EPISODE 1: POKEMON I CHOOSE YOU

EXCERPT: we see Ash watching this battle, putting on his fingerless gloves very deliberately.

seems kind of like a melodramatic thing to do because he is sitting alone in his room watching tv, but Ash is like 10 so i guess it’s ok. i get dressed while watching TV too because i have ADD and i need to be always multitasking. after he puts on his fingerless gloves he announces to no one at all, “yes, i am Ash… and now that i’m 10 i can finally get my pokemon license!!” which again seems a lil weird to me but w/e. next time i am alone watching tv, i will put on some accessories too and be all like “yeah bitch it’s Michelle and now that i’m 23 i can finally stop drinking miller high life” and see what the appeal is.

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