WHO’S THAT POKEMON?

WHO’S THAT POKEMON?

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"i know, bro, i know"

"i know, bro, i know"

Caterpie: Hot or Not?

Caterpie: Hot or Not?

EPISODE 3: ASH CATCHES A POKEMON

EXCERPT: Ash spins around, makes a peace sign and says, “yes we got Pidgeotto” and then Pikachu is all like “pikachu!!!” while also doing a peace sign. “i’m the greatest,” says Ash. “you’re the worst!” says Misty, and she remarks on how awful at pokemon battling Ash is. she has a good point. Misty explains to Ash that bird pokemon are powerful against bug pokemon and that you have to have a good strategy to win a battle. Ash says, “but if you just try hard enough!!” and Misty is like “shut up Ash, you have to be smart, trying hard is a myth, we are the 99%, occupy Veridian City.”

the ghosts of Team Rocket show up with a giant letter R and a bunch of smoke bombs. they recite their motto. it’s worth noting that james’s voice is a lot more low pitched and less campy than he gets in later episodes. more on that later. meowth tells Ash that Pikachu is exceptionally strong for its level, which makes James and Jessie mad. I guess that was supposed to be a secret? not a very good secret.

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RIP Jessie and James

RIP Jessie and James

screenshot from &#8220;Pokemon Emergency&#8221;
what a total douche! who gave this guy a PhD anyway? go eat some disgusting pizza, you old asshole.

screenshot from “Pokemon Emergency”

what a total douche! who gave this guy a PhD anyway? go eat some disgusting pizza, you old asshole.

screenshot from &#8220;Pokemon Emergency&#8221;
JUST CALLIN MOM ON THIS &#8216;97 COMPAQ DESKTOP

screenshot from “Pokemon Emergency”

JUST CALLIN MOM ON THIS ‘97 COMPAQ DESKTOP

a screenshot from &#8220;Pokemon Emergency&#8221;
the gang of state sponsored pikachus that violently murdered two foot soldiers from a Veridian City crime syndicate, Jessie (age 17) and James (age unknown)
the whereabouts of their ghosts is currently unknown

a screenshot from “Pokemon Emergency”

the gang of state sponsored pikachus that violently murdered two foot soldiers from a Veridian City crime syndicate, Jessie (age 17) and James (age unknown)

the whereabouts of their ghosts is currently unknown